Saturday, 20 September 2014
Not quite enough to make it into the premier league of spankable celebrities, this post contains this still rather naughty list of females. Due to the massive overload of multiple scores, league 2 only comprises of first and second placed spankee's.
Joint First - 87
Joint Second - 86
Joint First - 87
Joint Second - 86
Polls are forever being made trying to settle which celebrity they would most like to spank, this is Dirty Fabrication's league of spankable celebrities. The league placings are based on a score judged on factors ranging from body shape to real life behaviour. The total scoring is out of a hundred and only the top 20 make it in to the league (unless in a multiple placing). Only those that have been inducted through the spanking league qualifiers will appear as there are endless celebrities to grade.
Can't find one you think should be in? Try looking in The Qualifiers or League 2 and 3.
Here's how they've been judged in what I think is the perfect spanking formula.
1 - 2 Frail/ Tough 3-4/ 50/50 5
1 - 5 Silence 6 - 10 Tears 11-15 tantrum
Red Finish (1-15)
1 - 5 - black - 6 - 10 tanned 11 - 15 - Pale
TV character Annoyance/media provocation (1-10)
1 - 3 all nice 4 - 6 mixed 7 - 8 mostly bitchy 9 - 10 All bitches
Real Life Behaviour/asking for it (1-15)
1 - 5 - None to tame 6 - 10 Events of sort 11 - 15 - Shameful
1 = no ass 2 = large ass 3 = Average 4 = firm ass 5 = perfect
1 - 4 = Small skinny and flat 5-7 = average and small 8-9 average and large 10-12 = great but small 13-15 = perfect
Fashion (dress, hobbies)
1 - 3 = frocks 4 - 6 skirts 7 - 8 = shorts 9 - 10 = jeans/trousers
Feminism/tomboy 1 - 10
The Spanking Premier League
First Place Score - 93
The fiery redhead tops the league, known best for her role in Suits as Donna, Sarah possesses nearly all the attributes for a desirable spankee.
Joint Second Place - 92
Who hasn't thought about spanking Trish Stratus? Famous for being the greatest WWE diva of all time, Trish has even been on the receiving end of a few spankings herself live in the squared circle.
Mary Louise Parker
Who cares if Mary is over the 50 marker, known for her lead role in the tv series Weeds, Mary has received on screen spankings and as you can see, is not afraid to show the world her butt. Could you say no to that?
Joint Third Place 91
^ Enough Said.
Another WWE Diva but who can blame us? Anyone growing up in the wrestling attitude era has wanted to put her over the knee at some point. Talented at enraging the viewers, Stephanie is definitely a must spank.
Joint Fourth Place 90's
I'm not sure what it is about Liz Hurley, is it the beautiful looks? Or is it the extreme English accent that even an Englishman finds seductive. All I know is that it would be a welcomed addition to the sound of a good hard slapping.
Perhaps it's the character that she plays on Dexter but I don't think anyone can disagree that the language that Jennifer has used throughout the series has warranted a trip of the knee. You can't help but wonder how she would react to a good spanking and we're not scared of assuming she'd be throwing a good old fashioned tantrum.
Known for two hit tv series (8 simple rules and the big bang theory, the blonde bomshell has developed a reputation for being more masculine than her male neighbours. I can't help but think, if put over the knee it would force a fantastic reaction.
Multiple Fifth Place 89
Multiple 6th Place - 88
Jamie Lynn Sigler